I miss talking to you Frankie...
please tell me you're ok. o_____o

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"Life is the art of drawing without an eraser"

♰~If you have Jesus Christ in your heart, copy this into your signature~♰

FRANKIE!!!!!!!! please...

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"Life is the art of drawing without an eraser"

♰~If you have Jesus Christ in your heart, copy this into your signature~♰

(I stole this joke from my friend, and my intention is to give him no CREDIT what's so ever! Thanks Johnny)
It goes like this ( uh oh)...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed together. And the "chicken" lights up a cigarette. Well, the egg rolls over and says "Huh,I guess that's the answer to that question!"

An adult education teacher turns to his class and asks alright students, what comes after 69?
A young woman sitting in the front stands up, and says "You wash your hands, and you wash your face...."

This woman calls the reception desk at a busy Law firm, and asks politely to speak to Mr. Jacobson.
"Oh" the receptionist replies,"I am so sorry... but Mr. Jacobson... has passed away." The lady speaks after a moment of silence and says "Thank you".
Well, the next day this same woman calls again, and she asks to speak to Mr. Jacobson, same as she had done before. Recognizing the caller, and thinking she does not understand, the receptionist says "Ma'am, I am sorry, but Mr. Jacobson has died, he is no longer with us...." The woman is silent, and then responds again "Thank you".
The next day, this SAME woman calls yet again, and as before, requests to speak to Mr. Jacobson!!! Well, now the upset receptionist raises her voice, and says "Ma'am....I have told you before, Mr. Jacobson is DEAD!"
And the lady responds "Oh, I know dear, I just like the way that sounds....."

A woman is having an affair against her husband and meets with her lover every afternoon. But alas, this one time, however, her youngest son hides in the closet and is watching. Well, the woman's husband comes home unexpectedly, and her lover grabs his things and runs inside the closet!
The young son sees this half dressed man standing next to him, and says "It's dark in here"...
Wow! The man reaches into his wallet, and quietly
hands the young boy a 100
dollar bill softly saying "shhhhhhhhh"....
Well the next day at school, the young boy arrives to class with three large shopping bags of candy! All the other students go crazy, mobbing him! And the teacher asks him "just where did you get the money for all of this candy?
The young boy explains about the man in the closet, and the teacher is AGHAST! "WHAT? You were eavesdropping on your Mother? AND you BLACKMAILED someone?" Oh the angry teacher sends the boy to the school Priest to hear HIS proper Confession.
Inside the Chapel, the boy opens the Confessional booth door and sits inside ....he looks around, and says "It's dark in here".
The Priest replies "Don't start that SHIT again!!!!"

Oh a new songbird
to recommend: Robin Renee
My friend was playing a radio station and I heard her,
I ran to the computer and
caught her name.
She has a website, so I sent her an email, she wrote me!!
Really loved her spiritual songs.
She has a new album in the works too.
Check this, it rocks:
Robin Renee, Live Devotion
Song: Om Sri Lakshmi

Yes, it is worth a listen to.

--Great laughter rang from all sides, I wondered what the spirit of the mountain was thinking, and looked up and saw jackpines in the moon, and saw ghosts of old miners, and wondered about it. In the whole eastern dark wall of the Divide this night there was silence and the whisper of the wind, except in the ravine where we roared; and on the other side of the Divide was the great Western Slope, and the big plateau that went to Steamboat Springs, and dropped, and led you to the western Colorado desert and the Utah desert; all in darkness now as we fumed and screamed in our mountain nook, mad drunken Americans in the mighty land. We were on the roof of America and all we could do was yell, I guess--across the night, eastward over the Plains, where somewhere an old man with white hair was probably walking toward us with the Word, and would arrive any minute and make us silent.

Sal Paradise from Jack Kerouac, On the Road

A Hispanic Gaucho named Bruno
said sex is one thing I do know.
Women are fine
and sheep are divine
but llamas are numero uno!

There once was a man from Madrass,
Who's nuts were constructed of brass.
When jangled together
they played stormy weather
and lightning shot out of his ass.

There once was a couple named Kelley
who walked around belly to belly.
Because in their haste they used library paste
instead of petroleum jelly.

There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin
pulled the fisherman in
now they're fishing that fissure for FISHER!!!

A man who lived in Khartoum
took a lesbian up to his room
So they argued all night
over who had the right
to do what, and with which, and to whom.

These three explorers are traveling through the jungle, when abruptly they are taken hostage by a tribe of natives. The chief of the tribe approaches the men and says "you have entered upon our sacred burial site, for this you must choose death or Mobutooh"
Well the first explorer says he meant no harm, and chooses to have Mobutooh.
So the chief, raises his right hand chanting "Mobutooh,Mobutooh, Mobutoo" and three warriors emerge from the crowd, drop their pants,and poop all over the explorer.
The second explorer is brought before the chief, and he is asked the same "What will you choose, death or Mobutooh?" Well ,in fear of his life the second explorer says "Mobutooh please" and three warriors again emerge from the crowd, drop their pants, and crap all over the the man as they did the first one.
Lastly, the third explorer is dragged before the chief, and is asked "Will you choose death or Mobutooh?" . Well, the third explorer stands on his feet, and defiantly says "I have my honor, and I accept DEATH, I have my dignity sir ".So the chief raises his hand and says "Mobutooh,Mobutooh,Mobutooh, DEATH by MOBUTOOOOH !!!!!!!!!!"